A long time.
But I finally wrote down the Empoprises Rule of Fair Food in a comment on Google Plus.
My "Empoprises Rule of Fair Food" (never officially written until today) consists of (1) taking any food, (2) putting the word "fried" in front of it, and (3) putting the word "stick" after it
Actually I meant "on a stick," so make your own manual correction. Example: fried Pop Tart on a stick. (And yes, fried Pop Tarts have been done.)
Why did I reveal it now? Because Cara just shared a link to Eater's State Fair Food Generator.
Try it out. (The generator, not the food.)
But mine is easier.
